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This mineral duo softens the mouthfeel and keeps each sip balanced. No saltiness, no sharp edges—just smooth sailing from start to finish.
Naturally found in chicory root, inulin adds creaminess and a subtle sweetness—without the sugar. We’re kind of a big fan.
Our latest obsession. This do-it-all cactus adds a hint of sweetness to our drinks. And it’s pink. Which is kinda cool.
This mineral duo softens the mouthfeel and keeps each sip balanced. No saltiness, no sharp edges—just smooth sailing from start to finish.
Naturally found in chicory root, inulin adds creaminess and a subtle sweetness—without the sugar. We’re kind of a big fan.
Our latest obsession. This do-it-all cactus adds a hint of sweetness to our drinks. And it’s pink. Which is kinda cool.
from first sip to final scene
We’re not saying we do it all.
But do we? You tell us.
Work Happy Hour
Your 5pm go-to. Work clothes still on. Debriefing what you-know-who said in standup.
Pre-Game
Friends, loud music, and your favorite cocktail in a glass? You’re not late. You’re vibing.
Party Time
You're out, and you brought the drink that actually tastes good. (And photographs well, too.)
Post game
Fries secured. Shoes off. One last round to debrief before bed.
Have you met
the others?
Coffee Tini
Coffee Tini
A smarter espresso tini
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FAQs
We love that you’re thinking that far ahead. But let’s be clear—Goldilocks isn’t a hydration beverage. We are a spirit-based beverage that should be enjoyed responsibly. Each can contains sodium and magnesium, added to enhance the crisp finish and balance the flavor. Enjoy responsibly.
Look, we’re cocktails—not wellness shots. These are spirits-based creations perfected for taste and made to be enjoyed responsibly. We use inulin—a naturally occurring carbohydrate from chicory root—to deliver that mouthfeel you love: smooth, subtly sweet, and unpretentious. That’s it.
Literally encouraged.
You do you. We don’t judge. Unless you’re that neon-orange spritz with more sugar than two Hershey bars. Then we do judge.
Only if you want to be invited back.
Tastes good, looks good, doesn’t upstage the host. Win-win-win.
We’re not trying to be a green juice.
But we are 2.8g of sugar, 84 calories, and made with ingredients that pull their weight. We’d call that a win.
Ice cold? Ideal.
Room temp? Eh.
Lukewarm? You deserve better.
Hot, functional, and infinitely recyclable. Unlike your situationship.
IT’S LIKE WE’VE BEEN BESTIES FOR A LONG TIME
IT’S LIKE
WE’VE
BEEN
BESTIES
FOR A LONG
TIME
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