Coffee Tini

Meet your new favorite tini

Coffee, cinnamon, and a vanilla twist. A better espresso martini for people who (sort of) have their life together.

5%
ABV
2.8g
Sugar
84
Calories

Cocktails with ambition. Like you. We started Goldilocks to raise the bar—elevated flavor, intentional ingredients, and our just-right blend that works as hard as you do. Light on sugar, big on standards. Finally, a cocktail that gets it.

MADE WITH:

Filtered water, vodka, cane sugar, coffee, vanilla extract, natural agave enhancer, cinnamon extract, xanthan gum, stevia leaf extract

+ GOLDILOCKS™ JUST RIGHT BLEND

+ GOLDILOCKS™ JUST RIGHT BLEND

Per 8.4 fl oz – Average Analysis: Calories 84, Carbohydrates 6g, Protein 0g, Fat 0g

Real Spirits
Our Just Right Blend
No Dyes
Ingredients that are JUST right.
sodium & magensium

This mineral duo softens the mouthfeel and keeps each sip balanced. No saltiness, no sharp edges—just smooth sailing from start to finish.

Inulin

Naturally found in chicory root, inulin adds creaminess and a subtle sweetness—without the sugar. We’re kind of a big fan.

PRICKLY PEAR

Our latest obsession. This do-it-all cactus adds a hint of sweetness to our drinks. And it’s pink. Which is kinda cool.

Inulin
Sodium & magnesium blend
Prickly Pear
Inulin
sodium & magensium
sodium & magensium

This mineral duo softens the mouthfeel and keeps each sip balanced. No saltiness, no sharp edges—just smooth sailing from start to finish.

INULIN
Inulin

Naturally found in chicory root, inulin adds creaminess and a subtle sweetness—without the sugar. We’re kind of a big fan.

PRICKLY PEAR
PRICKLY PEAR

Our latest obsession. This do-it-all cactus adds a hint of sweetness to our drinks. And it’s pink. Which is kinda cool.

Shocked by how good this is. Super crisp, not fake-sweet, and just the right amount of bubbles. Tastes like something that should cost $20 at a rooftop bar.
Andrea C
Blackberry Spritz
It drinks like a $18 cocktail straight out of my fridge! Real espresso taste, a little vanilla-cinnamon, and none of the sugar overload nonsense.
Richard H
Coffee Tini
I’ve been looking for a daytime drink that’s perfect for the golf course or casual park hangs. Most spritzes I’ve tried are too sweet or feel artificial. Goldilocks hits different.
Rohan S
Blackberry Spritz
I was skeptical about less than 3g of sugar, but omg this is good. It doesn’t have that weird aftertaste and tastes smoother than every other ‘tini I’ve tried.
Sakshi K
Coffee Tini
As a spritz enthusiast who hates added sugar, I've finally found the one—light, balanced, and dazzling in all the right ways.
Olivia P
Blackberry Spritz
You know that first sip of coffee in the morning? This is that—but at 7pm, with vodka. It slaps.
Jack S
Coffee Tini
Shocked by how good this is. Super crisp, not fake-sweet, and just the right amount of bubbles. Tastes like something that should cost $20 at a rooftop bar.
Andrea C
Blackberry Spritz
It drinks like a $18 cocktail straight out of my fridge! Real espresso taste, a little vanilla-cinnamon, and none of the sugar overload nonsense.
Richard H
Coffee Tini
I’ve been looking for a daytime drink that’s perfect for the golf course or casual park hangs. Most spritzes I’ve tried are too sweet or feel artificial. Goldilocks hits different.
Rohan S
Blackberry Spritz
I was skeptical about less than 3g of sugar, but omg this is good. It doesn’t have that weird aftertaste and tastes smoother than every other ‘tini I’ve tried.
Sakshi K
Coffee Tini
As a spritz enthusiast who hates added sugar, I've finally found the one—light, balanced, and dazzling in all the right ways.
Olivia P
Blackberry Spritz
You know that first sip of coffee in the morning? This is that—but at 7pm, with vodka. It slaps.
Jack S
Coffee Tini

from first sip to final scene

We’re not saying we do it all.
But do we? You tell us.

Two people torsos, their hands are holding cans of Goldi Locks.

Work Happy Hour

Your 5pm go-to. Work clothes still on. Debriefing what you-know-who said in standup.

A group of ladies seem to get ready for a party, they stare at themselves in the mirror while drinking Goldi Locks.

Pre-Game

Friends, loud music, and your favorite cocktail in a glass? You’re not late. You’re vibing.

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Party Time

You're out, and you brought the drink that actually tastes good. (And photographs well, too.)

Post game

Fries secured. Shoes off. One last round to debrief before bed.

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FAQs

DO THESE COCKTAILS HAVE ELECTROLYTES? ARE THEY HYDRATING?

We love that you’re thinking that far ahead. But let’s be clear—Goldilocks isn’t a hydration beverage. We are a spirit-based beverage that should be enjoyed responsibly. Each can contains sodium and magnesium, added to enhance the crisp finish and balance the flavor. Enjoy responsibly.

DO THESE COCKTAILS HAVE PREBIOTICS? ARE THEY GOOD FOR MY GUT?

Look, we’re cocktails—not wellness shots. These are spirits-based creations perfected for taste and made to be enjoyed responsibly. We use inulin—a naturally occurring carbohydrate from chicory root—to deliver that mouthfeel you love: smooth, subtly sweet, and unpretentious. That’s it.

Can I put this in a wine glass and pretend it’s fancy?

Literally encouraged.

what time of day can i drink this?

You do you. We don’t judge. Unless you’re that neon-orange spritz with more sugar than two Hershey bars. Then we do judge.

Can I bring this to a dinner party?

Only if you want to be invited back.

Tastes good, looks good, doesn’t upstage the host. Win-win-win.

Are your cocktails healthy or just less bad?

We’re not trying to be a green juice.

But we are 2.8g of sugar, 84 calories, and made with ingredients that pull their weight. We’d call that a win.

Do I need to refrigerate THESE?

Ice cold? Ideal.

Room temp? Eh.

Lukewarm? You deserve better.

Are your cocktail cans recyclable?

Hot, functional, and infinitely recyclable. Unlike your situationship.

IT’S LIKE WE’VE BEEN BESTIES FOR A LONG TIME

IT’S LIKE
WE’VE
BEEN
BESTIES
FOR A LONG
TIME

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Group of ladies with drinks in their hands at a party

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